Wanna Laugh..? 

1)    Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me
the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.

2) Three fastest means of communication
telephone - television - tell A women

3) Its funny when people discuss over "love
marriage" and "arrange
marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or "shoot
himself".

4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems - subraction of money -
multiplication of enemies -
division of friends.

5) A married man was asked to perform his
SWOT(Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.

Do you work in DUBAI

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on
vacation so that I can get treated.




*Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
**Man: No, I am coming to you*.




*Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
**Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.***




*Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means
you are a human, not an animal*.



* *

*Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is***



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**I get up in the morning like a horse***



*I go to work like a deer***



*I work all day like a donkey***



*I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog***



*I play with my children like a monkey***



*I am like a rabbit in front of my wife*





*Doctor asked: Do you work in **DUBAI**.***




Man: Yes



Doctor yelled: Come, no body will treat you better than me.